First, an AIM conversation:
<CERisE8192> Heck yeah.
<CERisE8192> I noticed that when I looked just now.  =(
<CERisE8192> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY I KNOW THE CHICK WHO MAINTAINS THE SEXCHART WHEN IT'S NOT MAINTAINED?!?!?!?!?
<CERisE8192> ...wait a minute!
<CERisE8192> HEY!
<CERisE8192> This is kinda awesome!
<CERisE8192> I HAVE A SHOT AT GETTING ON THE SEXCHART AGAIN!
<CERisE8192> I'M *SINGLE*
<CERisE8192> I should google names that sound hot and see if anyone on there is single.  ; )
<lishd> haha
<lishd> you SO should!
<CERisE8192> ok, but if I do, then you totally have to update the sexchart.  8)
<lishd> deal
<CERisE8192> Oh man, I can't believe I'm doing this.
<lishd> WORK FOR THE CHART!

Ok people! I need your help here! If you know anyone who is 1) female, 2) disease-free, and 3) on the sexchart, then you need to hook me up with them.

EDIT: Through a bizarre, but generally awesome turn of events, I'm now on the chart, but lish *still* hasn't gotten to it.

Right now, it's been:
3 years, 8 months, 0 days, 17 hours, 26 minutes, and 13.9556999939466 seconds. Alternatively, 3.66865585327958 years.
since she's gotten off of her lazy arse!

Make lish quit slacking and find me a date, people!